Tumblr (3.0; @pastrypellowski)http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1qldBca01qkzrafo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/53241098226http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/53241098226Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:30:35 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2883047654d7f79e20c3984feac2cd94/tumblr_mnxusdbxq81r3740ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/52246201804http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/52246201804Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:09:49 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af70a5a213583260e77e8f4010251b3b/tumblr_mna64yodb21rigt86o1_500.png"/><br/> How about a little XYZ Affair?<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c91a1ebbdb070142cd505295dbecccf/tumblr_mna64yodb21rigt86o2_500.png"/><br/> President Booty reporting for duty<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31de1931f792131139aab5aac1fa17a9/tumblr_mna64yodb21rigt86o3_500.png"/><br/> Virginia is for lovers mmm<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c8c2c91051d0d30980b278d6d30e123/tumblr_mna64yodb21rigt86o4_500.png"/><br/> Raid my treasury<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d19c57fc18dede166aa7d4e6af96683c/tumblr_mna64yodb21rigt86o5_500.png"/><br/> Ratify /this/<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80883976a391b8cc0cd38fd024225eec/tumblr_mna64yodb21rigt86o6_500.png"/><br/> umff<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://publius-esquire.tumblr.com/post/51195020468/founding-father-pin-ups-2nd-ed-tread-on-me">publius-esquire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Founding Father Pin-Ups, 2nd Ed.: Tread on Me</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/51740184523http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/51740184523Thu, 30 May 2013 12:02:46 -0700<a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/someone-animated-patton-oswalts-star-wars-filibust,97950/">Someone animated Patton Oswalt's Star Wars filibuster from Parks And Rec, and it's great | Comedy | Great Job, Internet! | The A.V. Club</a>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50924892902http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50924892902Mon, 20 May 2013 12:17:59 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81005cf14b2594be9e471234970a904c/tumblr_mn0c83Cv0w1r3740ao1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50747323972http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50747323972Sat, 18 May 2013 11:48:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f222eb3a747070096186b4369b4b6abf/tumblr_mmswglFXXa1qj6juso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/125ccd2e19a23c0412117050da53a48c/tumblr_mmswglFXXa1qj6juso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gaksdesigns.tumblr.com/post/50457099343/new-geometric-projection-by-swiss-artist-felice">gaksdesigns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>New Geometric Projection by Swiss artist <a href="http://www.varini.org/">Felice Varini</a>. <em>via</em> <a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2013/05/new-geometric-projection-by-felice-varini-in-paris/">Colossal</a></p> </blockquote>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50483423356http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50483423356Wed, 15 May 2013 00:18:38 -0700<a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/detroits-robocop-statue-is-almost-done-and-its-god,97725/">Detroit's RoboCop statue is almost done, and it's goddamn majestic | Film | Great Job, Internet! | The A.V. Club</a>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50433566521http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50433566521Tue, 14 May 2013 11:38:33 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db1b57e502dd00af52ea7dcaad723d51/tumblr_mmqxy307e11re4ne0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dogshaming.tumblr.com/post/50350175325/i-pooped-on-the-laptop-slim-is-jealous-of-the">dogshaming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><big>I pooped on the laptop!</big></p> <blockquote> <p>Slim is jealous of the attention we give the laptop. When no one was looking he pooped right on…</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.dogshaming.com/2013/05/i-pooped-on-the-laptop-2/">View Post</a></p> </blockquote>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50354216797http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50354216797Mon, 13 May 2013 11:14:39 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/951975cef6f336d331a1a06a3d7255ae/tumblr_mlm60faQLr1rje8oyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shehashadit.tumblr.com/post/48534322619/these-kweens-had-the-nerve-to-throw-side-eye-at-me">shehashadit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These Kweens had the nerve to throw side-eye at me when I asked them if this was Rupaul’s new line of luggage, for Kweens on the go!!! But seriously gurl, what does it stand for??? #realness #rape #run #ratchet #shehashadit #eitherwayiloveit #obsessed #familymatters #matilda #living (at She Has Had It)</p> </blockquote>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50354198013http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50354198013Mon, 13 May 2013 11:14:20 -0700<a href="http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/03/old-people-wearing-vegetation/#v5WV1QvkQ4YfmOeS.01">Old People Wearing Vegetation</a>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50285626546http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50285626546Sun, 12 May 2013 13:36:28 -0700<a href="http://www.fastcodesign.com/1672518/a-photographer-rediscovers-the-crumbling-remains-of-tatooine#5">A Photographer Rediscovers The Crumbling Remains Of Tatooine</a>: <p><blockquote class="link_og_blockquote">In Star Wars (or Episode IV if you want to be like that), Luke Skywalker spends the first 15 minutes whining about his misfortune for having been born on Tatooine. He can’t go to Beggar’s Canyon to shoot womp rats with pals because he has to work his uncle’s moisture farm. Then he has to clean the new droids before suffering through a perfunctory family meal that ends in a storm-out, his ego bruised and dreams momentarily crushed.Of course, fate (or destiny, in Lucas’s lexicon) would provide Luke with an escape.</blockquote></p>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50185813848http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/50185813848Sat, 11 May 2013 11:59:48 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/afd0f500eebe43827eff4449b32221eb/tumblr_ml1ob3FaeS1s4kiu7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd94af36d0992c9442ad41fed403cf7d/tumblr_ml1ob3FaeS1s4kiu7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3eefdedfb5a033c4297e190e7bfb1d6c/tumblr_ml1ob3FaeS1s4kiu7o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e79f999256dd55b3d5236f5916b25023/tumblr_ml1ob3FaeS1s4kiu7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ede9a3fe30a2b9f9d968ad58940077d/tumblr_ml1ob3FaeS1s4kiu7o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e686d62c8df6ef8bb2ef1d996f33c6a3/tumblr_ml1ob3FaeS1s4kiu7o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e70fa1f5047c5f64809a1e8b94f2dbe9/tumblr_ml1ob3FaeS1s4kiu7o9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/106db01531e6d7b36c47f235d4a7c7d4/tumblr_ml1ob3FaeS1s4kiu7o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/092675f8768d8d059d3ca1a9175d2160/tumblr_ml1ob3FaeS1s4kiu7o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92895817730670d9eaf3356f6e956da0/tumblr_ml1ob3FaeS1s4kiu7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://exp3ctopatr0num.tumblr.com/post/49602395142">exp3ctopatr0num</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Banksy</p> </blockquote> <p>bottom one is the best for me.</p>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/49834635988http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/49834635988Mon, 06 May 2013 21:36:07 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/784eb1c6f7fbf3d8082046834fc6d541/tumblr_mlq1m1gjRd1sp2fjjo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/76413a1f99800a087f2faa7649241eb1/tumblr_mlq1m1gjRd1sp2fjjo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4503c941ccfe5508c3a26c974b84f63b/tumblr_mlq1m1gjRd1sp2fjjo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9196cd25e46f587ec645cfb907376a2d/tumblr_mlq1m1gjRd1sp2fjjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73e7ea9ecf6818f65b718a8122770ef9/tumblr_mlq1m1gjRd1sp2fjjo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af2b6c9492b7d05ed74f68385933f126/tumblr_mlq1m1gjRd1sp2fjjo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2422b2e074887a49160898b9066c0403/tumblr_mlq1m1gjRd1sp2fjjo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62c06b3b2b87ea71f186d51cf8cc7623/tumblr_mlq1m1gjRd1sp2fjjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e139685a6d47a0dfbef5a93a54dd7dd7/tumblr_mlq1m1gjRd1sp2fjjo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://science111.tumblr.com/post/48770988772/1-dip-a-spoon-of-gallium-in-a-glass-of-hot-water">science111</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass </span>of hot water</p> <p><span>2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air</span></p> <p>3. d<span>issolve the tablet in weightlessness</span></p> <p><span>4. </span>set fire to the  energy-saving lamp</p> <p>5. <span>push two identical clouds of smoke</span></p> <p>6. create a vacuum in the empty tank</p> <p>7. set fire to the smoke from the candles</p> <p>8. overturn the glass with smoke</p> <p><span>9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup </span><span>[</span><span></span><a href="http://vk.com/fave?w=wall-36047336_5302">x</a><span>]</span></p> </blockquote>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/49834541157http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/49834541157Mon, 06 May 2013 21:34:30 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38b3c486e6d32ef844ab8da7bf179f7e/tumblr_mmev53gFVS1r3740ao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, to be a fly on that wall…</p>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/49834226941http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/49834226941Mon, 06 May 2013 21:29:27 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fab32e5189e44928f70880f278e419d4/tumblr_mm6tg246kI1r3740ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can you hear it better in stereo?!</p>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/49455995864http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/49455995864Thu, 02 May 2013 13:12:02 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38bc61c5fdacd1eaa5b84d3b63996f1c/tumblr_mgh99eTqog1r3740ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Graph of how many people the Friends characters have slept with. - Imgur</p> <p>Inquiring minds need to know.  </p>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/40272380654http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/40272380654Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:08:02 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AIXUgtNC4Kc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Best dis ever?</p>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/33907876083http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/33907876083Fri, 19 Oct 2012 12:49:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0ntkc5B01rj8amio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/33762910117http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/33762910117Wed, 17 Oct 2012 00:20:05 -0700<a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/gwar-covers-kansas,70708/">GWAR covers Kansas </a>: <p><p>70’s derivative crappy crap crap.</p></p>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/33106315231http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/33106315231Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:09:30 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maowxazp5O1r3740ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/31975525396http://pastrypellowski.tumblr.com/post/31975525396Fri, 21 Sep 2012 01:00:46 -0700